Bush

No, not who has been called the worst president in United States history.  In countries like New Zealand, the bush is how we describe the forest.

Throughout the latter part of this morning me and my father drove up to a track that we have always been familiar with and did about an hour walk each way to find out whether there had been any activity up there.  Last time I had been up there, we had seen a small camp with two sheds converted into sleep outs and bits and pieces laying around to complete the scene.  Today, it is still pretty much the same.  My father figured that whatever had gone on during the boom time was some kind of tourism business about five or six, even many more years ago but had fallen over for some reason.  The place was a mess!

We took in the fresh country air, ate an early lunch then wandered back to our car and came back to the hustle and bustle of little Rio.  The first thing I said to my father when we arrived up there was it was cold.  Given how we were so high above sea level, that would explain the temperature.

Sigh, if only the air was as clean here as it is up there.  We should live up there.  Maybe I will some day.

Untitled

It must be what?  A week since my last entry?  Well, you can work it out for yourself by comparing the dates.

It would be awesome if I had all my entries from 2009 (and I think early 2010) then compiled them all on one blog like this one.  Because of how I destroyed my laptop computer and just recently, my flash drive -  I have lost all those documents.  They aren't even on the Internet anymore as my gamespot.com handles were banned because of inappropriate behaviour.  But a few times, I was banned for stuff I didn't even do.

I thought about ending this blog two days ago but now, I think it will probably thrive more than ever before.  Don't count on that, though.

I get tired of this life sometimes and at this moment I feel that way.  We just have to soldier on.

Spooky

Wow, my one hundredth entry.

So... it has come to my attention that my chilled water was being spiked.  That is why I was feeling violent when all along I thought there was something else going on.  I can only guess it was with alcohol or some agent to make me feel how I did.  If you read back, you will find evidence of similar reports of this.

And, I know why.  Yes, I think it is funny that Jewish-American man from Philadelphia or New Jersey gets angry because of the voodoo he practices.  Though, he could have been acting.  They're all pro's at that, aren't they?  Those Jewish-Americans, Irish-Americans, Italian Americans... whatever race they are - they all practice voodoo.  They'll put a curse on you.  Beware.  BE VERY AFRAID.

I don't know when big mighty international gangster is going to kill me in my sleep.  I guess he has already won his pathetic little war against me.

BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 Review (Xbox 360)

Here is my Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 review again.  For Xbox 360.  I thought I would post it up again in its three part entirety.

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Games are continuing to change.  The people who make them, developers, are always finding new ways to present them.  With that, it is why in Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 you get straight in the ring as practice (once you get past all the load screens) then unlock 10g if you complete all the moves.

For those new to the WWE franchise, something like that is helpful.  But experienced WWE gamers like myself could even find it helpful too.

Debuting in the 2010 update, the storyline creator, has not been dropped for 2011.  Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 can apparently boast the largest roster compared to any WWE game before it.  It could be 2014 until we can simulate an x-rated nude mud wrestling match between created superstars Mariah Carey and Beyonce Knowles for the Queen of Pop Diva title.  Then, with the new 'WWE family first policy' - no chance!

The beauty of WWE games is any search online with the keywords, CAW smackdown raw xbox, you should find the games have created a community that helps you to go so far to create your dream matches.  The information you need to create your characters to put inside the game are all there on those sites.

CAW means, create a wrestler.  But, like almost everything else on this blog, its probably unreliable and wrong.

The default controls remain the same unless you change them.  B and left stick for an Irish whip for instance.  My first gripe is with the visuals.  Figures really do look like something out of like Wallace and Gromit - unlike what they appeared in 2009 or 2010.  The clayness of the characters make the simulation less realistic.  I think though, unsuccessfully, realism is what they were trying to achieve.

"Why are you hitting yourself?  Are you mad at yourself?"

The menu buttons look lame.  But it is weird how I say that yet in 2009 the main options were just large bolded white text that gave an arcade feel.  The other options are even more simpler in that version.  The keep it simple stupid (KISS) idea must have worked.

Maybe there could be an ability to throw your opponent over the barrier then fight amongst the crowd?  Also, new and unusual weapons in hardcore matches could jazz up the game.  For now, I've created former WCW superstar Bill Goldberg.  The muscle who had pretty much every other wrestler on the WCW roster job to him.  Which if you know the business, means, give away wins for the credibility sake of your opponent by accepting the request of management to be defeated.  Yes, the concept was have some former bald footballer dude come in, enter matches, spear, jackhammer then go away with the victory every one hundred and sixty or so times without being defeated once.  It was brash, but it worked.  Most matches only lasted under thirty seconds which made jobbing all the more obvious.

The nitty gritty of Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 would have to be an exhibition match.  Playing what this game is all about though, feels lame and extremely awkward.  The gameplay moves so quickly, it is not like a televised match on what is now called 'WWE HD', but like a film being fast forwarded without the ripples.  What makes part of that description are the cameras that come in from all angles when you do a signature or finishing move.  Combined with the play-doh wrestlers it is well, something else.

I really do think THQ must do this on purpose and that is fuck up a franchise that I thought was going strong until the 2009 game.  There is a likelihood that the game may need more time to grow on me but at the date of this review?  I strongly recommend purchasing the 2009 game and find out how better of a simulator it is compared to this.

Roid rage.

Official Xbox Magazine gave the game a six.  I will join and stand by that.

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Them fighting words?

I am glad that I said the things I said about Smackdown VS. Raw 2011, because upon more play - I can't believe how low Yuke's Media have taken the franchise.

What goes hand in hand with any WWE game is everything about the WWE.  This too, has fallen to the bottom of the credibility ladder.

Again, you have characters that look like plastic figurines, the flow of every match is buggy as you could have, for instance, Maryse magically slide across the ring by herself when Eve is about to do her signature move.  Triple H falling off a ladder, hitting the ropes, then in the next frame he has somehow found himself laying on the floor of the ring mat.

It appears Yuke's have decided to steal other game idea's such as the Street Fighter character selection menu and use it themselves.  The thing is, it just doesn't wash.  In matches, your characters will have strength bars below where they're positioned on the screen instead of fixed in the top corners.  It is almost like a Final Fantasy game.  I like the mechanics of how you play, I won't say more.

Plus, there is a glitch that if you delete your saved game but keep your created superstars, they go out the window too.

WWE Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 is poor in many aspects.  OXM and GameInformer were too generous in their reviews.  The game scored an eight.  You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Get the 2009 release if you want a weighty wrestling simulator.  If you can do without the latest roster and storyline creator then do so.  If what the 2009 update had what the 2011 update has, it would be an awesome experience.

Maybe they'll make up for this lousy effort come this time next year.

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I was harsh on the game the two times previously but I would like to elaborate on the physics engine, definitely a step up or two from WWE games in years gone by.

You can control your character to suplex ecetera in any direction you wish.  Weapons can be used as more than just a chair shot to the head.  You can put your opponents leg through one like a guillotine.  So, there are new additions to the franchise this year that should be noted.

The WWF attitude era would have to be the best era in wrestling entertainment history.  Also, the WCW/NWO period.  What do we have now?  It happens to be a daycare centre for little baby girls.  WCW no longer is in formation but you can re-create them in the game - the rights to WCW must be good for something as you can select the logo as a team or alignment.  Oh, don't forget ECW too.

I fucking hate this WWE universe addition, it's annoying.  Every match you play especially if you only want to test your created superstars gets recorded down in the WWE universe.  Which what the name might suggest to you, is a name to describe pretty much the entire game... everything that happens in Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 revolves around that except the storyline creator.  It messes up the game as you would like to keep those contests separate like I do.

A money in the bank match.

The 2009 offering could have had everything good about the 2011 release.  A theory I have is that Yuke's Media intentionally did some crap things this time round and will make up for it in 2012.  Meanwhile, they're keeping the games alive and not pulling all their aces all at once.  Do you know what I mean?

Layeth the smackdowneth.

Childhood

Childhood.  We all had one.  Have I already said that mine was a lie?  If I haven't, then it was.  How do I put this?  I guess to my memory there were events in my early life that probably shouldn't have happened.  We can go back, but if anything changes that will be how it is.  That is my understanding of time travel.

The time when I gave up my new bike to a bully when he demanded he have it, then handed it back and said he was kidding.  Another time when a ten year old girl asked me for sex!  I don't think I believe that still.

Back in the mid-nineties, before the internet, we should have had no idea.

So, I hope I have given you a fleeting glimpse of my childhood that will likely be immortalised in cyberspace from now.

Normality

I will probably go over things I have said previously but if I do, it will be by accident.

I like this blog.  I decided to remove the background image of zero's and one's because I thought it was mis-leading.

People hate me, they really do.  Often times I think what it was like for Paul Reubens of Pee Wee Herman fame.  I wish it was like that for me.  I would just love their hate to bare its teeth but instead they turn it around and make you're the one who hates.

Paul Reubens in some work he found (or rather probably found him) promoting "unscrewamerica.org".  At present, he is listed as doing voiceovers for "The Smurfs 2011" movie.

My life is a lie.  My freedom is a lie.  How must that make one feel?  People don't care.  I care and don't.  I live in this house, which is also a lie.  I live here, being tortured day in and day out by a religious order that is trying to persuade me come hell or highwater to live their way.  They are shoving it down my throat.  I would rather be alone than having to be killed with your hate motivated kindness.

Because of this cult, my life is ruined.  Susan Milne is some kind of crazy woman.  See?  I just named you.  You came in to my high school education with those four others.  How you got the Ministry of Education to employ you all, I don't know.  Woman, there is something wrong with you.  And because of your association with those four others then I don't think me and you are on the same page.  God, I hope your ass gets thrown in jail where it belongs.  Screw you.  There is something wrong with you.  You have ruined my life.

Her number is 00640272735140.  Call her and give an ear full of what this bitch deserves!

Happiness in slavery

Many times recently I struggle to find the words to make up my entries.

I will probably be a slave for the rest of my life.  Now, orgasms are important to me.  Yes, it is a sin - it could be deemed selfish, but I think I would rather be in control than have the machinery do it for me at the will of someone else.

I shouldn't have to do this.  Why me?  When will the hatchet be buried?

I want to say, my blog is looking well in order thanks to the template designer.  I discovered that tool after all this time - four months.  A reminder, the handle 'unwashedflyer' is just one of those random Microsoft generated handles.  It was given to me by them and it stuck.  Expect more changes on the blog.

People should not go or ditch Facebook and come to Blogger if you can do what you can do here.  Facebook appears to me to be plain.  Andrew Zuckerberg is a billionaire, he is a rich Jew.

Day by day

It is 8:45pm, I feel fine.  I know now that I am up against something that is extraordinary.  Or, did I always know that?  A movement.  About one billion catholics.  I was thinking today, is Catholicism creeping in to south east Asia?  That should be a shame.  Asians are rejecting their native religions (Islam or Buddhism) and submitting to a Christianity with some flair.  A?  A Christianity?  God is government.  God is your mind control, weather machines, time travel and invisibility cloaks.  The saints, angels... representatives of this new world order are being paraded through the media.  This is no accident, it is very real.

There you have it.  In a nutshell, that is what you can take away from my entries throughout August and September last year.  But I swear I must have been intoxicated or something... somehow because I wasn't myself.

My life was diverted away from solitary confinement and attempted rehabilitation to street justice that will eventually lead to death.  There is an even bigger picture, and it lie with a new world order agenda and conspiracy that without, just might have changed my life for the better.  None of this would have happened.  Somehow my enemies seem to be ignorant to that truth.  Maybe I just fucked with too many people including a girlfriend I used to have from Melbourne, Australia named Ellie.  I was twelve.  No, this is true.

I would like to find whoever has the Maggie Simpson baby translator and cut off their fingers.  Then the Troy McClure who had a relationship with one of Marge's sisters for the sake of fame.  What am I talking about?  Oh, nevermind.  That is where the truth lay, in the beginning.

Yes, in the beginning there was man... and the rest I don't know.  His name was Adam though which I think is a nice name.  Then Eve.  So thanks Eve, we could have lived till five hundred years old if it wasn't for what you did.  Then, I doubt whether it really did.  We could have just been evolved from apes.

Normality

I think I have tried to find the time, words and effort to do entries like this.

Sometimes I ask myself how different my life would have been in the past and presently if what I thought I had, a normal life, was a reality for me.  Should it be a surprise to anyone that because of my exclusive life, which I could believe to be a lie, has made me but touched others as well?  I mean, it is a lie, frankly.  But it is a truth in the respect that that is how it is. 

What do I mean by exclusive?  I was born in to a life that could have had great things in store for me if I had of cooperated.  But, that doesn't make life, right?  Okay, what I mean is expecting someone to have an obligation to live how you want to them to.  Well, I can find comfort in knowing that my parents always accepted me.  They have been excellent providers.  If anything they didn't like about me I didn't know, they kept it to themselves.  The time I told my mother,"I am bi-sexual".  She said nothing really as her reaction but I think I know she still loves me because she provides for me still.  Is love too strong of a word?  Like?  She likes me?

It actually isn't fair.  People might think I'm lucky but I'm not really.  I'm not blessed?  Blessed?  I hate the word.  Privileged?  We should have known our place instead of trying to fulfill with faith some kind of belief in a religion that never accepted my father, that never should and is something on more thought I should never need.

There is a former past life of my father that I don't know.  I never knew.  My nature is to do alot of guesswork but without probably himself telling me, I will have no certainty.  I know that.

I know life would have been different without these outsiders coming in from going as far back as the sixties and from there, slowly developing their plans for my family.  Their intrusive and unnecessary influence of those outsiders didn't start in 2003.  It didn't start in 1988.  It didn't start back until earlier due to a righteous claim of money and power for their empire that is part of the bigger picture of who they are.  Al Capone used to think he was doing public good with his murderous life of crime.

How do I live?  You, the reader, will know I have a mental illness.  And, when I am alone, I am a very mentally unwell man.  But not only do I have to cope with my mental unwellness, also anger.  I get angry.  Once I got angry so quickly after I felt boiling blood rush to my head.  Now, why do you think that is?  That isn't normal.  Three issues.  The continuous music that plays in my head, the conspiracy and this anger.  Well, the two points in that last sentence are part of the conspiracy.  The same conspiracy I have been talking about after I founded this blog.  Without them, life would be normal for me.  It wouldn't be so hard.  Because it isn't and never was, it could go so far to make up an explanation for other things that have happened.

What more can I say?  I am unwell physically as well.  I could have only a couple of years left.  But don't be distressed by that, because I and nobody else knows that for sure.

WWE Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 Review

Them fighting words?

I am glad that I said the things I said about Smackdown VS. Raw 2011, because upon more play - I can't believe how low Yuke's Media have taken the franchise.

What goes hand in hand with any WWE game is everything about the WWE.  This too, has fallen to the bottom of the credibility ladder.

Again, you have characters that look like plastic figurines, the flow of every match is buggy as you could have, for instance, Maryse magically slide across the ring by herself when Eve is about to do her signature move.  Triple H falling off a ladder, hitting the ropes, then in the next frame he has somehow found himself laying on the floor of the ring mat.

It appears Yuke's have decided to steal other game idea's such as the Street Fighter character selection menu and use it themselves.  The thing is, it just doesn't wash.  In matches, your characters will have strength bars below where they're positioned on the screen instead of fixed in the top corners.  It is almost like a Final Fantasy game.  I like the mechanics of how you play, I won't say more.

Plus, there is a glitch that if you delete your saved game but keep your created superstars, they go out the window too.

WWE Smackdown VS. Raw 2011 is poor in many aspects.  OXM and GameInformer were too generous in their reviews.  The game scored an eight.  You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Get the 2009 release if you want a weighty wrestling simulator.  If you can do without the latest roster and storyline creator then do so.  If what the 2009 update had what the 2011 update has, it would be an awesome experience.

Maybe they'll make up for this lousy effort come this time next year.

David bowie fandom

He is called "the chameleon of pop" and or "Mr. Showbiz".  Another revelation about this long time famous veteran singer is my fandom of him could be a lie.

Let me attempt to explain.  The seventies in particular was (despite me not knowing myself as I was not alive then) an unusual decade.  Homosexuality in the music industry was common.  Freddie Mercury, Boy George, George Michael, Mick Jagger... David Bowie.  My point?  I guess the product of their music voluntary exposed the lifestyles they lived.

Osama Bin Laden is an anagram for seventies David Bowie persona Aladdin Sane.  Like I said, alot of strange shit went on in the sixties, seventies and eighties.  It wasn't until later on that society reformed.  I am suggesting that Osama Bin Laden is a lie.  There really is no Osama Bin Laden.  There never was an Osama Bin Laden.  This is more evidence of the United States government having 9/11 as an inside job.  I think as long as there is the internet, conspiracy theories about 9/11 will never cease to exist. 

In closing, am I on to something here?  How does one debunk this?  Aladdin Sane?  Osama Bin Laden?

Design

You might have noticed that this blog has been changing from time to time.  Mainly the header has changed.  Well, right now I prefer the header the way it is from an image I made up at an excellent graphics site called http://www.flamingtext.com/ to just simple text in the font, what I think is, Arial.

I think I might even change the position of where "My People" are to somewhere else on the page.  I have been clicking on "Next Blog" and have seen some truly spectacular blogs that have been made up well.

I don't usually do this, and that is type in entries without writing them on paper first in my exercise books.  But consider this entry some clarification on what is happening with this blog to do with design.

GameInformer

In the words of Robert DeNiro,"One of you is a rat".  GameInformer.

I think I still prefer Official Xbox Magazine.  One, because I only own an Xbox 360.  Two, OXM doesn't overwhelm you with columns of small printing on almost every page.  And three, you get a disc that if you get one really good playable demo, e.g. Tropico 3, Colin McCrae DiRT 2, Guitar Hero: Metallica - is worth the price of like three magazines and more!  OXM evidently is being slowly stripped down, however.  I am really at a loss to explain why.

I was happy to read about the Medal of Honor/Taleban controversy in the latest issue of GameInformer.  I have commented about this on another site.  Operation Fallujah, another realistic type war simulation, was based on the siege of Fallujah.  In Medal of Honors case, its only until players can simulate Taleban or now "OPFOR", there is an outrage.  What about games like Wolfenstein that you can play as Nazi's of the Third Reich?  Yakuza?  Mafia 1 and 2?  If its okay to play as those characters in those other games then lets get ready to behead some American infidel in Medal of Honor!  They should have no exception.

The families that complained don't appreciate and understand Medal of Honor.  They don't see it like we do.  Given that, it is for the wrong reasons, though.  We think shooting an American soldier is fun as a Taleban militant.  There is no capacity for the game Medal of Honor in multiplayer to be seen, to be really understood any other way besides that.  The intention of Electronic Arts wasn't to put out a game like Medal of Honor to insult the war effort.  Medal of Honor in campaign mode is suppost to tell a story.  That is something the families should recognise.